Every firework-blooded, apple pie-eating man and woman across this great nation spent today celebrating the most important birthday of all by launching explosives toward the heavens as if to say “You’re next!”
But I’m doing that later. For now, I’ve got a collection of the most patriotic Ultra Street Fighter IV matches that you’ve ever laid your Uncle Sam-lovin’ eyes on. So put on your bald eagle boxer shorts, grab a Coors (the Banquet version, not the Light version, because America doesn’t do half-assed flavor) and get ready to watch the Sonic Booms fly. For Freedom. For America.